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Facebook Friday E-mail
Written by The True Son   
Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:56

For the inaugural edition of Facebook Friday on the new site we're going to go with the king of Facebook Friday/Myspace Monday, Sean Weatherspoon.

If you didn't know anything about Sean other than what you're able to see in these pics you would still end up knowing quite a bit about the guy.

He's a pretty crazy guy.
He likes to have a good time.
He's from the state of Texas and is proud of that fact.
He works out a lot and is in tremendous shape.
He occasionally likes to sport a mohawk.
And he likes to wear sunglasses indoors and huge chains around his neck.
 
Pre-Media Day Power Poll E-mail
Written by Big Head   
Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:06

Screw it, it seems like the time's about right to roll out my B12 Power Poll. And yes, I realize this is the end of July --no where close to games being played-- but the media doesn't care about facts anymore, we'll do this waaaaay premature.

We'll start with the B12 North

1). kU- The buckleshoes have the least amount of questions, and have the 2nd best receiver in the league back again in Dezmon Briscoe. Of course, Todd Reesing is a playmaker, and Kerry Meier is as productive as my uncle on a case of beer. The guy just gets it done everytime. The mythical birds have some holes, mainly at OLine and at LB, two spots where you never want to have questions. Add in Jake Sharp, who is a middle of the road back in the B12, and kU isn't even close to being an automatic to win the B12N. Their schedule does them no favors, but at least they have Nebraska at home.

2). Mizzou- Gary Pinkel has been prepping for 2009 since, oh, 2007. Gone are Chase, Chase, Chase, Maclin, Ziggy, blah blah blah. The guys that are stepping in to replace former starters were former starters themselves or were in heavy rotations with the starters and garnered a ton of PT. The thing that people forget is Coffman and Maclin both missed significant time. We're talking games and several quarters...the replacements are good to go. Andrew Jones probably had more PT than Coffman, and remember DaNario Alexander's healthy '07 season? He basically put up numbers better than Maclin, and was a game-breaking threat. He's back at 100% to take the #2 receiver position along with Wes Kemp, and Jared Perry is finally the #1 receiver. The only exceptions to the 'former starter' rule are Blaine Gabbert and Tanner Mills, the kid that replaces Jeff Wolfert as kicker. This time last year, everyone was going all Miss Cleo trying to figure out if Pinkel would redshirt Gabbert or not. He held off, and Gabbert was tutored by two NFL calibur QBs, which is better than your normal internship. Gabbert still had more PT than Zac Lee at Nebraska, but what the hell, we'll get to that in a minute. New offensive and defensive coordinators, and we're looking good. Sure, Mizzou will miss Dave Christensen, but Dave Yost has his crap together, and a handjob from Edward Scissorhands would have been better than having Matt Eberflus back in '09. Blitzing the house on the Meier catch at Camerohead was the cherry on Eberflus' shit sundae. Insert Dave Steckel in at d-coordinator, and we're automatically looking better. Of course, having freaks at DE and 'Spoon back doesn't hurt. Add in Luke Lambert finally starting, and we're looking better. Seeing how Mizzou has won the North the past two years, I'll stay with this horse. The B12N will come down to kU/Mizzou at Camerohead again.

 
Willy Mo Promptly Shown The Money E-mail
Written by Big Head   
Thursday, 23 July 2009 17:52

Need a loan? I know someone that makes more than you do. His name? William Moore.

Willy Mo signed a deal to take wide receivers souls in the NFC South with the Atlanta Falcons Thursday. No details on how much the contract's worth, but I imagine he can afford a car or two.

UPDATE: I lied. Here are the terms- about $1.6 million in guaranteed money, and the four-year deal could be worth $3.35m, including a $1.1m signing bonus.

 
Tommy Saunders To The Rams E-mail
Written by A Fastidious Hat   
Thursday, 23 July 2009 15:50

According to Dave Matter Tommy Saunders had a tryout with the St. Louis Rams today. Hopefully he'll wow Spagnuolo enough to get a contract as training camps are fast approaching. I think the Rams would be a good fit for Saunders only because the Rams have a really inexperienced receiving core. Also the Rams really suck.

What? They freaking do.

 
Big 12 Media Poll E-mail
Written by Big Head   
Thursday, 23 July 2009 11:27

Get ready for this: Nebraska is favored by the B12 media voters to win the North.

2009 Big 12 Football Media Preseason Poll

North Division

1. Nebraska (17) 172

2. Kansas (12) 164

3. Missouri (3) 124

4. Colorado 100

5. Kansas State 81

6. Iowa State 33

South Division

1. Texas (17) 174

1. Oklahoma (15) 174

3. Oklahoma State 130

4. Texas Tech 89

5. Baylor 75

6. Texas A&M 33

first-place votes in parentheses

 
TigerBoard Comment of the Day E-mail
Written by Big Head   
Wednesday, 22 July 2009 23:02

Via trummy

Brad smith in Springfield. Thursday.

He's going to be at the new SAM's club from noon to 2

 
kUchebags Are Still Here E-mail
Written by Big Head   
Wednesday, 22 July 2009 22:20

The Mizzourah staple has never left; kUchebags are always among us. The kUchebag never, ever leaves. That guy next to your cubicle could be one. Of course, if he pops a collar or three and prefers Abercrombie, American Eagle, or wearing a medium sized shirt when he damn well knows he needs an XL, you may have more than a hunch. kUchebags can be found everywhere, and True Son found the kUchebag hangout.

If the picture wasn't enough, check out the caption.

'it's now or never, do or die, we attack the action, slam by jackson' and yes the beard is for good luck Honoring jeff boschee with this shirt, '01 B12 champs

If the shitty Daughtry beard mixed with a headband wasn't enough, the fact that he can't match the captioned year on his own shirt correctly should be another clue of his kUchieness. Oh, and the "tribute" to Jeff Boschee? I thought Jeff Boschee would prefer a Lucky Pierre as a tribute to himself.

Keep your camera handy, and if you snap the ever elusive kUchebag, make sure to email it to us at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it .

 
Welcome To The New Mizzourah E-mail
Written by Big Head   
Wednesday, 22 July 2009 14:39

Whoa, how the hell did you end up here? Hold on, let me put some pants on.

Ok, now tell me, how'd you get here?

Oh, that's right, as we let you in on last week over across the street, we have officially launched this bitch. Sure, Hat and True Son are unpacking boxes as we speak, and unfortunately, Hat's blow up girlfriend didn't make it, but with that said, we are all here. Kick off your shoes, and let us get the new blog smell out of here.

Couple of things:

-Like I said before, you can sign up for a new Bloguin account. We're contemplating a new Mizzourah message board and some other stuff, and the Bloguin account is free (ie. In your price range). You won't need the account to comment, but it's always easier to already have your info saved in your computer so you don't need to write "Quin Snyder's Coke Dealer" in everytime...it'll already be saved. And it gets you all the snazzy stuff you can read about at the very bottom of the site where it says 'Bloguin Login'.

-Feel free to dick around here. If you notice something incorrect or just looking weird, leave it in the comments screen or kick us an email. You know, usual protocol. Just now, we have an excuse for effin' up.

-There are no language restrictions. Do whatever you want, just don't be racist unless it's referring to a Jayhawk or Husker. You'll be highly rewarded for that.

-You can access the new Mizzourah at two different domain names: Mizzourahblog.com or Mizzourah.net. Your call, same place.

Our consistent readership has never been higher, so joining up with Bloguin was a no-brainer, and it'll only give us more victimsreaders to add to this community. We've got some big things being blamestormed, so change your bookmark, and hang around for awhile. Oh, and now we can post larger pictures, so a Jessica Biel ass in honor of the move.

 
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