Mizzou lost its chance of winning a third Big 12 North title in four years as Nebraska beat Colorado today.  While this is a disappointment, it comes as no surprise considering how bad Colorado is--Pac 10 bottom feeders they shall be for the next 12-squared years.  But, back to the topic on hand, Mizzou fans should not be too upset on this fine Friday night because of how easily they will all be sleeping tonight knowing KU is on the schedule tomorrow.  

 I am not alone in declaring that MU has absolutely zero, zero, zero chance of losing the game tomorrow against Kansas.  This isn't groundbreaking.  Turner Gill has been an utter disappointment in his first year.  Kansas has less talent than the South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs.  Todd Reesing no longer plays football (For as much as most MU fans disliked him, he was still a pretty good player.  Maybe.)  And there's no Kerry Meier (aka the best "make something out of nothing QB turned WR with a towel dangling down my pants" player I have seen in the last few years) or Dezmon Briscoe to throw too.  

 So, what's going to happen? Mizzou is going to win.  Gabbert will play great, but not great enough to convince himself to make the leap to the NFL.    Jerrell Jackson will have a touchdown catch.  TJ Moe will have two.  The Smith's will combine for four sacks.  Henry Josey will have a play for over 50+ yards.  And Grant Ressel will be perfect on PAT's.  Mizzou wins 42-14. Don't believe me?  You better start parlaying those bets now, because you are listening to the guy that in the preseason picked bowl-ineligible Texas and Ohio State to be playing for the National Championship.