A Fastidious Hat

Turkey Tom


One Last kUchebag Before Kickoff E-mail
Written by A Fastidious Hat   
Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:22

Just look at this fucking guy. No, seriously,  just look at him. I've actually had to stop typing several times as I've needed all of my body to hate this guy. I wish I could hate him to death. Let's break it down:

1) Defacing the good name of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I'm sorry Donatello, we have failed you.

2) Mismatched gloves. One of which in a Nazi-esque salute.

3) An open can of Joose in his hand. Joose, of course, is the kUchebag drink of choice.

4) Although there are very few people in this photo other than the kUchebag, it certainly does not appear like anybody else is wearing a costume, so it's likely not Halloween.

Fuck I hate this guy.


Comments (4)
written by The True Son, November 28, 2009
Regardless what happens to Mizzou today, I'm not this guy. That's a win in my book.

Also, odds that the guy under the mask is Joe Davis? Even?
written by Big Head, November 28, 2009
Was that a Rockstar or whatever the fuck the kids are drinking these days?

written by A Fastidious Hat, November 29, 2009
That is a Joose, flavored malt liquor that, as far as I know, only comes in tall cans.

Super douchy.
Joose apparently has replaced Zima.
written by nwtiger1, November 30, 2009
I thought the only place on earth that still sold Zima was Lawrence.

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