Written by Matt | 14 July 2009

We get a ton of kUchebag submissions from readers, all of which are stellar. When I got this one, it surprised me since I actually believe there is a chance that I may know the kUchebag. Haze, Z107's night dude in StL, is from Wichita and is an overall pretty cool guy, which is surprising for, you know, being from Kansas. I don't know him on a personal level enough to know what his teams are (other than apparently kU) and what his mom drives, but I do know what the guy looks like at least. Well...















Twins?

Hoodies by themselves are a very 'Club Buca-ish' on the douche scale, and the messenger bag and faux dog tags definitely scream 'Tool'. I know Haze is a Cards fan, and probably wouldn't relegate himself to wearing a Dodger hat to fit in, which throws a bit of doubt in the finger pointing. But he's got the precedent of wearing hoodies (hood up) and some other gaudy shit, along with being a kU fan. There is a chance we've been infiltrated!

Either way, kU hoodie (hood up), Dodger hat being worn IN FUCKING KANSAS, messenger bag, faux dog tags, and white belt. Guy on the right: You sir, are the definition of a kUchebag.

Please Haze, don't have this be you.

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