| 19 November 2007
With several new Mizzou fans, or just ones that got off their ass to notice Missouri football this year, let me remind you why we hate Kansas. You can click HERE for the entire story, but here's the Cliffs Notes version. I'll even put it at a KU reading level:In the mid-1800's, Kansans were a bunch of pussies and William Quantrill of Missouri had enough of them. He rode with the Missouri soldiers to Lawrence, where after pillaging the village for hot woman (none exist there), he was pissed and decided to instead set Lawrence on fire. All the businesses in Lawrence were looted, which broke down to a liquor store, an IGA, and a horse feed station so you can get the hell out of Lawrence.
In 2007, not much has changed. The women from Lawrence look like Grimace, Kansans are still big pussies, residents replaced their sod huts with aluminum trailers, and Lawrence is home to the world's largest gay bar at a capacity of 50,250 with Memorial Stadium. Enjoy the beatdown ladies.
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