Written by Matt | 01 September 2007

Welcome to Pinkelball '07. Lots of spread formation. Lots of 3-and-long. Lots of PASSING?? Chase Daniel dumping the pigskin 50+ times made Andre Ware cry. 3TDs and no picks almost made me cry. Watching Chase dump the ball all over was akin to waking up next to a lingerie model and being hungover; confused, happy, yet not knowing what happend enough to brag.

Realizations today...

-So our defense shit the bed in the 2nd half. Well, the offense shit the bed, and it ran onto our defense. Too many turnovers equals too much time on the field for our defense for the 2nd half.

-Illini 2nd stringer Eddie McGee got his Brad Smith on, and diced us up. I will give the Whining Illini that. J Leman is a manbeast. I'll give the Whining Illini that too. But when it came down to it, their four (4!!) corners that made the travel squad got torched.

-Tiger special teams looked good. Thank you Mr. Maclin.

-I will say a prayer tonight to bless Saint Pig Brown never to eat himself out of the secondary. Dap to you Piggie.

-Chase Daniel is one tough sumbitch. You earned the Shakespere Pizza Player of the Week. They might have to blend that fucking pizza up for you.



Ok, so it was a 40-34 win over a team that won one conference game in '06. But this is Ron Zook football...4-star recruits on a team that will be first or second in the Big 11 by 2009. The Zooker scared the hell out of me today, something I didn't expect. Ok, he only scared me for the last 20 minutes or so. The first 40 minutes were burrito and Budweiser time. Apparently, he didn't scare Pinkeltoes, who didn't deviate from the passing game when things looked shaky. Dap to you Pinkeltoes. Hopefully, its a cleaner win next week against Ole Mistress.

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