| 09 November 2007
Sitting at 8-1, this Tiger team is thinking BCS for the first time...well...ever. We haven't been this good since my mom was sneeking hits off a joint in her VW bug her sophomore year of high school and thinking of the dreamy (and young) Paul McCartney in 1969. Damn, it's been awhile. Texas A&M comes to town, and it's time to prison pound them in a revenge game from last year. I was drunk at WIU's Homecoming last year watching the Tigers get run all over. As Izzy Mandelbaum said "It's go time!".-ATM comes to Columbia a bigger mess than Britney Spears. Franchione is on his way out the door and apparently he's leaving his playbook in the hands of a chimp. He has two good running backs in Jovorskie Lane and Mike Goodson. Good thing for the B12 that Fran is retarded and has no clue how to use them.
-Stephen McGee killed us last year in College Station. He has suddenly forgotten how to throw, and thinks he can run. He owns some decent wheels, but tries to use his legs too often. ATM got rolled by Miami, and ATM hasn't been the same since. In that game, McGee got tossed around like a fresh prison bitch with an untouched balloon knot.-Watch for ATM linebacker Mark Dodge. He is very good. Not Jordan Dizon good, but still their defensive playmaker.
-After last weeks destruction of Colorado, Chase Daniel knows what he'll see in ATM, which plays a very similar defense. Expect much of the same; lots of deep passes, some Coffman/Rucker love, and I think more Derrick Washington. DW had a great game last week, and Pinkeltoes knows to get him in the action a little more. He's suddenly become a pretty stout threat.
It's Senior Day and also Blackout. For you deutschbags that are using deer hunting as an excuse not to go, you suck. I don't see the fun in dressing like a convict and sitting in a tree, but hey, I'm not a redneck. I hope your shitty F-150 runs out of gas in the middle of Kingdom City. Now that I have that outta my system, I'm saying our defense looks good and the offense makes Franchione wish he accepted a buyout a week before. Tigers win 42-14.You can catch the radio broadcast here and make sure you hit up Rock M Nation for the open thread. Also, if you're in Omaha/Western Iowa head over to Indigo Joe's in Omaha (74th/Dodge) for the official get drunk Mizzourah Watch Party. Victory Whiskey for all!
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