Written by Matt | 07 December 2007

This is a tough weekend. My Bears already shit the bed on Thursday, Missouri doesn't play for another three weeks, and even the degenerate gambling bowls don't begin until 12/20! Why did you sell out Motor City Bowl? I always had something to look forward to, which was usually Northwestern getting housed by Miami of Ohio. But it was still a reason to get drunk and crank up the Fry Daddy with a concoction of some sort of mystery meat Schwan's would drop on my porch.

We need to figure out something to do to kill this week. I think I have a headstart:

-Watch season one of the best show on TV, Dr. Danger (What's your idea of fun doctor? Danger!)
-Email Colt Brennan and tell him his haircut reminds me of Lloyd Christmas











-Figure out why people like the White Stripes? It's a semi-hot pale girl and a creepy dude. What the hell?
-Destroy Mr. Dream from Punch-Out without a Game Genie. Im-freakin-possible.
-Hurt everyone that has emailed me "Best Wedding Dance Ever".
-Two words; Dog Races
-Find someone that will bet against SIU in D1-AA
-Is there an end to RBI Baseball? We will find out.
-Degenerate gambling on 4-year old's soccer games (Looking at you Sleezy, who didn't even take his own daughter's team!)
-Make a dent in my beer brewing kit
-Watch Mike Gundy go off
-Catch up with Brock Olivo
-Mark Mangino and Tom Amstutz (Toledo). Twins?










-Google names of ex-girlfriends
-Mustache Marathon (in progress)
-Death Pool draft
-Figure out love affair with Royal Tenenbaums? The movie was terrible.
-Follow McRib around US
-Discover the end of the internet
-I realize it's Xmas day, but 24hrs of Christmas Story? Jackpot.
-Rewatch Pulp Fiction enough to realize Chili Davis' 87 Topps card was actually the inspiration behind the look and bad-assedness of Jewels.












Good luck on killing time!

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