Sleezy's week 3 take

Here is the 1st Sleezy's take on this weeks Mizzou game. I am just the average sports fan and couldn't tell you every player's name or what high school he went to. I do know a few things and one is I love Mizzou football. This week we are playing against Western Michigan. What the hell is Western Michigan? Is that like Mizzou West the KC campus? I don't know a damn thing about Western Michigan except it probably sucks. This school the the bastard stepchild of their own state since they already have two large schools to compete against. Lets look at the the other...

First you have the hard luck Wolverines of Michigan. They are like the king Hippo of the state. They look tough and intimidating but once you punch them in the gut a few times they go down faster then one of my ex-girlfriend did when I told her she could have cheesecake at the end.

Next you have Michigan State. They probably think they are cool since the movie 300 came out. Oh look that's us...no. Its not you. You are a bunch of dumb college kids. In fact all you probably do is do body shots and scrog all the time since you are stuck in the middle of a state that is -20 degrees by Halloween. Actually, their school does sound pretty kick ass. I have no problems with you Michigan State...at least your women.

Now you have the ginger kid...Western Michigan. Like I said before I have no idea where this school is at or what the team name is. One thing I do know though is that Mizzou will beat the ever living shit out of them.

My Sleezy prediction is Mizzou 176 Western Michigan 8.