| 18 September 2007
Mizzou rolled over the mighty Western Michigan Broncos last Saturday. I did learn that they are from Kalamazoo, which is just funny to me. Anyways...Mizzou plays Illinois State this week. Once again I have no idea where this school is located. I get the general idea that its in Illinois but where?
Lets go on a tour of the Land of Lincoln and see what city it falls in...
How about Chicago? The windy city has the dumbest and gayest sports team ever
assimilated...the Cubs. A few inventions have come along since the Cubs last won the title...lets see...how about the microwave, Internet, VCR and fire. Chicago is also home to Big Heads favorite NFL team...Da Bears!!! I personally have no problems with them, plus I like the Superfans!! Illinois State is NOT in Chicago.
Lets go on a tour of the Land of Lincoln and see what city it falls in...
How about Chicago? The windy city has the dumbest and gayest sports team ever
assimilated...the Cubs. A few inventions have come along since the Cubs last won the title...lets see...how about the microwave, Internet, VCR and fire. Chicago is also home to Big Heads favorite NFL team...Da Bears!!! I personally have no problems with them, plus I like the Superfans!! Illinois State is NOT in Chicago. How about Carbondale? This southern Illinois city is a party town!! They love to get their freak 
on and drink non stop. There is so many frat and fraternities there that if you showed up there a virgin, you would leave with the experience of Ron Jeremy. There really is nothing else to do in Carbondale unless you like to watch corn grow or count how many times you can blink in a minute. Illinois State is NOT in Carbondale.
on and drink non stop. There is so many frat and fraternities there that if you showed up there a virgin, you would leave with the experience of Ron Jeremy. There really is nothing else to do in Carbondale unless you like to watch corn grow or count how many times you can blink in a minute. Illinois State is NOT in Carbondale.How about East St. Louis? This colorful city is full of fun loving Americans who will always help you out when you are in a bind. There is nothing but kind and peacefull people here in East St. Louis. If you are ever lost like Chevy Chase was in Vacation just stop and ask for directions, he
did...and yes that was in East St. Louis. Clark: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way? Pimp: Fuck yo mama! Clark: Thank you very much. This town is full of Crips and bloods. Also just up the road is a little section where a daycare, dentist office and two strip clubs share the same parking lot. Illinois State is NOT in East St. Louis.
did...and yes that was in East St. Louis. Clark: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way? Pimp: Fuck yo mama! Clark: Thank you very much. This town is full of Crips and bloods. Also just up the road is a little section where a daycare, dentist office and two strip clubs share the same parking lot. Illinois State is NOT in East St. Louis.How about Alton. This town is home to many famous people. Robert Wadlow, the tallest man 
ever to live (8ft 11in). Miles Davis the great blues player. And of course who represents Alton's finest James Earl Ray, the guy who killed Martin Luther King. This city is not to bad plus I go there to visit my drunken hillbilly parents. All we do is drink and play horseshoes or roofball. Every year my cousin told me how great Alton High Football was going to be and just like every year we were lucky to pull out 2 wins a season. Illinois State is NOT in Alton.
ever to live (8ft 11in). Miles Davis the great blues player. And of course who represents Alton's finest James Earl Ray, the guy who killed Martin Luther King. This city is not to bad plus I go there to visit my drunken hillbilly parents. All we do is drink and play horseshoes or roofball. Every year my cousin told me how great Alton High Football was going to be and just like every year we were lucky to pull out 2 wins a season. Illinois State is NOT in Alton.So where is Illinois State? It's in Normal, Illinois. Some dumb city towards the middle of the 
state. The only thing I know about this city is its about to get their ass handed to them.
state. The only thing I know about this city is its about to get their ass handed to them.My Sleezy prediction:
Mizzou 56 ISU 21
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