Written by Matt | 14 July 2009

Well, Sunday is the big showdown. I bet k.u.chebags everywhere are putting extra starch in their popped collars, jager-loading their systems, and dishing out strict and direct bro hugs to everyone with a blue and red shirt on.

But believe it or not, there are some talented and creative k.u.chebags out there who have been waiting for the Tiger/jayhawk game for another reason: attention whoring. That's right, it's all about getting the ol' mug on TV.

Here are a few thing to expect from Lawrence's finest:

No matter how close it is to game time...and how shitty your sign is going to look, you've got a message and it's your duty to share it with the world! And block the view of eleven people behind you, but whatever.



After you find the marker and poster board, there are many options to go from there. Do you kiss the TV network's ass? Gosh, that's never been done before.



Make fun of the other team's logo?



(I love how that guy can rip off the t-shirt at the end of the game and he's got the striped shirt on, ready to rock. Get a couple Heinekens ready for him, chief!)

Or do you take that concept and push the envelope towards Hell?



I say you just demand excellence from the cheerleaders like a normal fan. Oh, and use a Rick James voice when reading this...



It's a tough decision for anyone, let alone a k.u.chebag with a poor education. On Sunday, we'll see what they gots.

Feel free to leave your thoughts on these k.u.chebags in the comments section. If you - yeah you - would like to submit your own k.u.chebag photo (especially if you're watching in person on Sunday) for us to share with the world, email us at bullyforoldmizzou@gmail.com

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