Written by Matt | 08 October 2007

Over the last week Mizzou fans including this site has said how Nebraska sucks, how they are nothing but a bunch of inbreeds who drink Natty Light and go to bed with Skoal in their mouth. Well, as you can see from this last Mizzou Nebraska game...we were right. Here is a Sleezy take on Nebraska on a segment I like to call The Good, Bad & Sleezy.

Good: Mizzou playing Nebraska on national TV was great. Being in the military I rarely get to see my team play but last Saturday I was in an euphoric state because this was Nebraska and I hate their team. The last time I saw an ass beating like that my dad beat the shit out of the local milk store clerk when he told him that they will no longer carry PBR. Hopefully a lot of talented high school kids out there saw how kick ass Mizzou is and will help with recruiting.

Bad: Nebraska didn't even put up a fight. I swear Sam Keller looks at his receiver from leaving the huddle to down the field. He should just point at the guy he is going to throw to. Nebraska is now out of the top 25 and may not be ranked again this year. They have a tough Big 12 schedule, I see at least 2-3 more losses still to come.

Sleezy: The one bright spot so far or Nebraska is this month's Playboy Playmate Lindsay Wagner (not the Bionic Woman). She is soooooo hot I give her three thumbs up! To see more of her click here...DO NOT OPEN AT WORK!!! Do it at home where you can jerk away in your own home.
Bust: 34DD
Waist: 27
Hips: 34
Height: 5′9″
Weight: 120 lbs
Birthplace: Omaha, Nebraska

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