| 31 October 2007
Muzak and football go together like bums and odor, a match made in heaven. We rocked the Big XII North seasons to Tom Petty, so it's time to take a trip to the warmer climates of the Big XII. It's time to see how the South team's seasons are going, with the classical music of one Metallica.Oklahoma- “Master of Puppets”
As much as I hate him, it seems that Stoops just toys with people. Oklahoma is the best team in the nation. OU should play for the B12 title in December, and if they don’t shit the bed the rest of the regular season, grab a BCS bid regardless of the B12 title game outcome. The official celebratory fireworks of Oklahoma are the meth labs exploding.
Oklahoma State- “Whiplash”
You beat the dogshit out of Nebraska on the road and have a loss to Troy in your season. From highs to lows, Mike Gundy is still 40 YEARS OLD and A MAN!
Baylor- “For Whom the Bell Tolls”
How do you start out 3-1 and still suck? When your name is Baylor. I always have hope for the Bears; small school in a huge sports state. I feel sorry for Guy Morriss. The bell has tolled for him to get outta Waco, but I will feel even worse about the report of my boy Mike Singletary taking the Bear gig.
A&M- “I Disappear”The A&M program is disappearing from being relevant. Franchione is on his way to pulling a magic trick out of College Station. Jovorskie Lane will never disappear because he’s a fat ass.
Tech- “Don’t Tread on Me”
The Tech program has gotten no respect from anyone, including this blog. What bugs me the most about Double T is Mike Leach, but they always seem to pull off a few wins over big programs. And I still can’t point out where Lubbock is on a map and I’m in my mid-20’s!
Texas- “Harvester of Sorrow”
They’ve beaten the shitters and lost to anything decent. They take the souls of those that they should, and get mugged at the ATM by anyone in the Top 25. Mack Brown looks pitiful and homeless. Grab the mo-fo a 40 and a pack of Newports, Bob Stoops. Another year 8-4 season, and watch the tides turn on Mack.
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