| 21 October 2007
When you look in the mirror and see yourself, sometimes you want something different. Maybe you’re fat and you want to tone up? When Mizzou looked at Texas Tech they saw themselves; high powered offense, somewhat suspect defense, a team that lays down and takes it like a drunk sorority girl after a quick start. What the Tigers did yesterday was set itself apart from everyone but Oklahoma yesterday. And yes, I didn’t include Kansas in that group. They are as fake as Pam Anderson’s boobs. On second thought, Mangino might have bigger boobs. Other thoughts from the Mizzou game…
-Tony who? T-Squared missed his second straight game, but for the second straight game he wasn’t missed. Derrick Washington and Jimmy Jackson, welcome to the squad. They carved up Tech’s defense like a Thanksgiving turkey.
-Because of the rushing game, Chase Daniel didn’t have to do much. 200+ yards 2 TDs never looked so small as it did. He did what he needed to do, and showed he had some wheels. And damn, we were lucky to get that fumble back and the first down. Props to Adam Spieker for pretending it was a Twinkie. God was smiling on Mizzou football for that one, and I wonder how much we sold our souls for to snatch that up.
-Michael Crabtree quit on Texas Tech. Pig Brown destroyed him over the middle a few times, and Crabtree just decided to not run the routes. Nice work Pig.
-Defense was STELLAR. You held one of the nation’s best offenses to 10 points. If you go back to the preview, I said we would grab a few picks from Graham Harrell, who came in with a 31 TD- 3 INT season ratio. Ballsy pick, but the Tiger D has been lock down the past three games. I had a feeling the secondary wouldn’t have Crisco on their hands and would actually grab a couple. Stryker Sulak’s pick-six was one of the best plays of the season.
-The Texas Tech bitch-slapping led Mizzou to grabbing it’s best recruit in years. I don’t jack off to Rivals (Nebraska, get off the line) or even follow recruiting too much, but everyone was pouring out some of their 40 to Blaine Dalton from Blue Springs, MO. This kid is supposedly the top QB in the nation for the ’09 recruiting class. Tigers are also close to grabbing Parkway West (STL) QB Blaine Gabbert for ’08. Gabbert originally committed to Nebraska, so it’s another F-you to the Huskers, which is always nice.
-Shakespeare Pizza Playa of the Week happens to be playaS. It goes to the entire defense. Giving up 10 points to a Texas Tech offense is amazing. Graham Harrell rarely throws picks, but you got four turnovers, including Stryker Sulak's pick-six that set the tone for the entire game. I hope Shakespeare's stays open late for you, Lorenzo Williams.
I predicted a 42-24 score and got comments and emails calling me an idiot because I said ‘blowout’. I said Graham Harrell would throw picks and I was again called an idiot. To you dickheads that wrote me to shout about your Raider squad; how you doin’? I’ll take the finest glass of Victory Whiskey you have and put on your tab. Maybe next week you’ll watch where you step, because I drop knowledge. I hope you sleep comforted by my predictions next week.
I like Tech fans for the most part. Like Missouri fans, 98% of you are great people that know your stuff. Lubbock papers don’t feed you crap, and Tech fans don’t drink Kool-Aid like Nebraska and KU fans do. This week for some reason, we got a ton of mail from shitty, po’d Tech fans. I don’t expect you to agree with me, but hopefully when you are wrong, you take it like a man, which I think most of you have done. I didn’t see any excuses from Tech fans as far as officiating or the great “we would have won if…”. I appreciate that you noticed Mizzou is for real. I hope Tech can hop back into the South race, and I think you have a great chance at doing it. I am now rooting for Tech. I believe we played the only two teams that could possibly be the South champs in the past two games.
-Tony who? T-Squared missed his second straight game, but for the second straight game he wasn’t missed. Derrick Washington and Jimmy Jackson, welcome to the squad. They carved up Tech’s defense like a Thanksgiving turkey.
-Because of the rushing game, Chase Daniel didn’t have to do much. 200+ yards 2 TDs never looked so small as it did. He did what he needed to do, and showed he had some wheels. And damn, we were lucky to get that fumble back and the first down. Props to Adam Spieker for pretending it was a Twinkie. God was smiling on Mizzou football for that one, and I wonder how much we sold our souls for to snatch that up.
-Michael Crabtree quit on Texas Tech. Pig Brown destroyed him over the middle a few times, and Crabtree just decided to not run the routes. Nice work Pig.
-Defense was STELLAR. You held one of the nation’s best offenses to 10 points. If you go back to the preview, I said we would grab a few picks from Graham Harrell, who came in with a 31 TD- 3 INT season ratio. Ballsy pick, but the Tiger D has been lock down the past three games. I had a feeling the secondary wouldn’t have Crisco on their hands and would actually grab a couple. Stryker Sulak’s pick-six was one of the best plays of the season.
-The Texas Tech bitch-slapping led Mizzou to grabbing it’s best recruit in years. I don’t jack off to Rivals (Nebraska, get off the line) or even follow recruiting too much, but everyone was pouring out some of their 40 to Blaine Dalton from Blue Springs, MO. This kid is supposedly the top QB in the nation for the ’09 recruiting class. Tigers are also close to grabbing Parkway West (STL) QB Blaine Gabbert for ’08. Gabbert originally committed to Nebraska, so it’s another F-you to the Huskers, which is always nice.
-Shakespeare Pizza Playa of the Week happens to be playaS. It goes to the entire defense. Giving up 10 points to a Texas Tech offense is amazing. Graham Harrell rarely throws picks, but you got four turnovers, including Stryker Sulak's pick-six that set the tone for the entire game. I hope Shakespeare's stays open late for you, Lorenzo Williams.I predicted a 42-24 score and got comments and emails calling me an idiot because I said ‘blowout’. I said Graham Harrell would throw picks and I was again called an idiot. To you dickheads that wrote me to shout about your Raider squad; how you doin’? I’ll take the finest glass of Victory Whiskey you have and put on your tab. Maybe next week you’ll watch where you step, because I drop knowledge. I hope you sleep comforted by my predictions next week.
I like Tech fans for the most part. Like Missouri fans, 98% of you are great people that know your stuff. Lubbock papers don’t feed you crap, and Tech fans don’t drink Kool-Aid like Nebraska and KU fans do. This week for some reason, we got a ton of mail from shitty, po’d Tech fans. I don’t expect you to agree with me, but hopefully when you are wrong, you take it like a man, which I think most of you have done. I didn’t see any excuses from Tech fans as far as officiating or the great “we would have won if…”. I appreciate that you noticed Mizzou is for real. I hope Tech can hop back into the South race, and I think you have a great chance at doing it. I am now rooting for Tech. I believe we played the only two teams that could possibly be the South champs in the past two games.
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