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Trap game? Ok, so it could have been. More importantly, it wasn't. The Tigers 49-32 win over the Mildcats set up the matchup for next week. Lets kick the can on this K-State game as I grab more Victory Whiskey:

-Chase Daniel killed it again (28/41 284yds, 4 Tds). The thing about this game was: 1) It was on the road, 2) Supposedly the 'trap game', 3) the week of Mizzou finally kicking off the Chase Daniel Heisman campaign. I don't see how he doesn't win the Heisman if the Tigers beat KU and the squad from the south. Oregon QB Dennis Dixon was the media's darling for the Heisman, but his knee was shredded like string cheese on Thursday.

-Jeremy Maclin set the national record for all purpose yards by a freshman. He does more business than a Popeyes in Compton. The 99 yard kick-off return was one of the greatest plays I've seen in a long time. Along with Chase Daniel, Maclin revs the Tigers engine. At least we have him for at least one more year.

-Defense? What's defense? Well, at least that's what it looked like. The only players that showed up on defense were Sean Weatherspoon and Castine Bridges. K-State ran all over us, which has to be stopped. Lorenzo Williams, where ya at?

-No dap for the two K-State girls I hit on last night at the bar. I invested enough work to go to an after-hours party until 4a (the cause for this being written so late) and ended up having to settle on something less than stellar. And that's being kind.

-Shakespeare's Pizza Playa of the Week is Sean Weatherspoon. Sure, J-Mac hit paydirt, but he fumbled like he was trying to hold the soap in an all male prison. And Chase Daniel doesn't need anymore pizza. Weatherspoon meant the most to us yesterday. Without him on defense, K-State would have possibly won.

So everything is set. It's Hate Week Part Deux. There will be tons of fat jokes that the toothless, inbred, washing machine raft making Kansans will not understand. Feel free to add your own hate throughout the week.