| 14 July 2009
To get pumped up for tomorrow's live-blog, The Good Face and I (pictured) decided to do a little PTI-esque back and forth via email. We do an excellent job of staying on topic.HMW: alright, mizzou's going into this game as a favorite. a loss would put the national championship dreams in serious jeopardy. but who is the pressure really on? the tigers on the field, or us: the live-bloggers? a crucial spelling error or insensitive joke could really kill our reputation in front of the mizzourah faithful. as you know, it's all about us.
TGF: HMW, this is where the two-a-days of Pringles and QT rib sandwiches really pay off. We can scrimmage against each other in pads until Chinese Democracy comes out, but there’s no comparison with actually suiting up for game day and putting some posts on the board. No one’s going to remember who won the 2008 Arch Rivalry Game, but they will remember how jacked and tan we were while we covered it.
HMW: that's true. i hope to hit the gym a few times that day (agenda: quads, delts, pecs, bang two chicks, pose in front of the mirror for about 3 hours, football).
i'm rolling in a black tigers shirt for the live blog. are you pulling out the brock olivo jersey or something? also, when will we see another dominant white RB in columbia again?
TGF: I’ll be sporting a black Tigers shirt as well. I had planned to wear my Corby Jones jersey, but while walking the mean streets of Columbia recently some hoodlum (possibly Jones himself) ripped it off me. My bare-chested and unholstered state led to many cougars taking a shot at the title.
And that’s Non-Stop Brock “the Rock” Olivo to you. He tried to get his Congress on this summer, but the Curse of the Lions knows no bounds. You won’t see another dominant white RB in Columbia until Gary Pinkel answers my phone calls.
HMW: one last side note: if you're brock olivo, do you just stop by columbia whenever you please, tell a few ladies "i'm brock olivo," and just clean house? what's the grace period for college athletes to get their pick of the litter at the bars? is steve stipanovich still busting box at harpo's whenever he's in town "on business"?TGF: There's a lot of female turnover in a college town, though -- a 2008 freshman isn't going to know who Brock Olivo is. The flip side is that you could stretch the truth and fish for some gullibroads. I can neither confirm nor deny that I've gone to Booches (aka Hooches) and perpetrated like I was Band-Aid Man himself, Derrick Chievous. It works much better than saying you're Woody (ha) Widenhofer.
HMW: i've always wanted to go to a bar wearing a porn stache and gold chains, walk up to some girls and call myself 'woody', just to see what happens. now i have some inspiration, thank you.
back on track, so we can get off track again: would it be insensitive if i said something like "tatanka and cheif jay strongbow are in the backfield for the fighting illini" during the liveblog? how fast (in milliseconds) would mizzourah's advertisers get pissed? and why aren't there any native american wrasslers anymore? did they go to the same mysterious land as white running backs?
TGF: Mizzourah has advertisers? And they're letting us crap all over their blog? Wow, whoever runs this thing really dropped the ball.
It's weird, there's no NA wrestlers but there are three in the majors -- Jacoby Ellsbury, Kyle Lohse, and Joba Chamberlain. I'd like to see a six-man tag between them and the Molinas.
Wait, what were we talking about? Football? You know who likes football? Mark Schlereth likes football. Football!!!1!!1 Football-related trivia: It has been 20 years since a white running back ran for 1000 yards in a season. (Craig James). I know this blog has advertisers and all, but I'm not fact-checking that. I trust the Internets.
Also, want to know Tatanka's thoughts on Thanksgiving? Glad you asked, click here.
HMW: yeah, well somehow i acquired incriminating photos of naked big head "trying out" for the male cheerleader team, so he lets me stick around to prevent that info and pics from being exposed.oops said that out loud.
speaking of the large headed one, he'll be at the game this saturday at the ball of energy known as the edward jones dome. i'm going with the tigers to win by an even 10 points, maybe like a 34-24 final. BH will have 19 beers throughout the course of the day, and 3 old ladies will tell him to sit down at the football game. whatchu got?
TGF: Maybe it's the Boone's Farm talking, but I envision an even more lopsided Missouri victory. Let's call it 31-10, with at least one instance of a crazed middle-aged woman going all Morganna on Coach Pinkel (but only if my mom is in town).
Good night, Canada!
HMW: on that note, let's wrap this up. we didn't argue about anything, i'm kind of disappointed. so i'll just say this (as taken from the stephen a. smith school of debate): I'M TYPING LOUDER THAN YOU SO I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT - IDIOT!!
See you kids tomorrow.
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