Written by Matt | 14 July 2009

So here we are, already crowned B12 North Champs!!! How is kU doing? (Side Note: The k in kU will now lowercase since it is neither a proper noun nor proper place) Not so hot. 6 wins total. Tough year for kU; I mean they didn’t have the cushy schedule like last year. They had to play real teams with talent and well…you see what that got them. As of now they are the #7 team in the B12 and may not make it to a bowl game. Six wins isn't a guarantee. They may make one just because of what they did last year; but just like many of my ex girlfriends they had their shining moments and fizzled out quickly. Here we are, about to go into KC and beat the Gayhawks harder then I get after watching a marathon of Charmed. But unlike my life story, this beat down will last longer than 28 seconds. Welcome to the last regular season edition of the Good, Bad and Sleezy.

Good: We are heavy favorites to win. kU has sucked bad we should handle them with no problem. With a big win here we may jump a few spots in the polls if we get help from others, but that’s a big IF. This is the seniors last regular season game and they will leave it all on the field. I see Chase Daniel throwing at least two TD’s to Chase Coffman by the end of the game.

Bad: kU sucked this year, why is this bad you may ask? Well, they are not ranked so it is hard to move up when you play scrubs. Saying that though, kU needs this game bad to make a point that they belong in a bowl game. So they will be balls to the wall and will be fighting harder then these two dudes in the movie “Undefeatable”. (Very funny fight scene)

Sleezy: kU is a white collar school, so there is money there. With money brings prize MILFS. With that brings hot daughters. Mizzou will be a lot like Conan and will have what is best in life. To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women. Here are a few of kU’s finest from the Women of kU.

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