Written by Matt | 23 November 2007

So here we are the well anticipated match up between Missouri and Kansas, the Border War. This game is one of the biggest and most talked about Mizou game in a long time. I can sit here and talk trash all day about how gay the Jay Hawks are and how they have not played any tough teams yet. Some of the same can be said about us though, not the gay part but not playing anyone tough. The one team we did play that was high ranked we lost to. This will be the deciding factor on who wins the north.

Good: National coverage!!! This is the second time Mizzou has been on ESPN Game Day. I have not been this excited since that time I saw Steve Stone, the old Cubs broadcaster, in the pisser next to me. Mizzou has a chance to move up top the #2 spot above West by God Virginia because of our strength of schedule. Next stop will be the Civil War game (North vs. South) and just like then, Mizzou will go all Abe Lincoln and Emancipation Proclamation their asses.

Bad: The thought of loosing to KU sickens me. Normally in football, Nebraska is the team I hate more then that time I lost a bet and had to mow my friends yard in a dress. Side note; Never bet on the MLB All-Star game. But I digress, KU has been the team I hate during basketball season but now it has carried over. I hate you so bad KU and I have no freakn' clue why you are 2 point favorites. You are a bunch of no talent ass clowns, get ready for some Shock and Awe!

Sleezy: Once again we are playing a Kansas team who's state only produces a bunch of fugly bitches I once again have to look else where for my Sleezy angle. I decided to break out the "big guns" and feature my wife Lori showing why Mizzourah is your #1 website for all things Mizzou!

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