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Written by Matt
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Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:03 |
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Some of my favorite k.u.chebag entries are when 16 different things are happening in the same photo. Observe:
 The main focus of this picture is the drunk kU fan wearing the Abercrombie shirt. I hope none of you guys or girls go to Tiger games and pass by all the team gear in your closet and decide on an Abercrombie shirt instead.
The girl to his right looks like she's capable of making this a "Hot Chick w/ k.u.chebag" day, but we need a better angle. And the other girl in the foreground looks worn out; maybe she's been double-teamed a few times lately? Wasn't talking about basketball there. Either way, they're attracted to tools, so that takes 'em down about six ticks on the hotness scale.
The diamond in the rough here is the guy in the background wearing indoor sunglasses, head painted in all blue. That is tremendous dedication to being a k.u.chebag who somehow stands out from the rest.
Body-paint guy is always, always, 1000% of the time a Douche, with a capital D. That's just not a little touch of blue on the face, that's a deeeep blue. And all over the face.
Probably not the only time he's had a foreign substance on his face.
(probably not the only time I've grossed you out?)
Okay, lets get serious for a moment. I like having "first-ever" things on this site, so if you know any violators of either douchetastic traits mentioned above - going to the game in Abercrombie shirts or body paint - we need to have an intervention.
Call out those bastards in the comments section. Let's get it out in the open. Hopefully by taking a look at the example above, they can realize how ridiculous they look. Like Big Head Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires your friends looking like assclowns."
Feel free to call out all Mizzou douches in the comments section. It might hurt now, but it's for their own good. If you - yeah you - would like to submit your own k.u.chebag photo for us to share with the world, email us at
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