Written by Matt | 25 October 2007

This game has the making of a complete laugher. We have Mizzou (7-1) vs ISU (1-7). The are predicting this game to be a blow out with Mizzou at -28.5. However, with the trend of the season goes you will see there is no real trend at all. This college football season has been as predictable as lotto numbers. Anything can happen. This has the makings of being a trap game for Mizzou. You won't hear anyone call it that but ISU played good against OU team and almost won, so they know that they can hang with a superior team. Also, Mizzou plays Colorado next, so hopefully Pinkel is not looking past the game at hand.

Good: ISU just plain sucks! The only reason they are in the Big 12 along with the Baylor Bear Rugs is so we can field 12 teams. I haven't seen a team suck this bad since me and my cousin used to watch my 4 year old (at that time) soccer game where they beat a pathetic caterpillar team 17-0. After looking at the teams in front of us in the BCS there are a few that should loose and we will once again move up in the standings.

Bad: What the hell is ISU's mascot? Their team name is the Cyclones but they have a red bird too. Seriously, the ISU committee must have been drunk off Moonshine and giddy after scrogging their sisters. This is how the conversation may have went down:

- Hey, our team sucks.
- Yup...
- What can we do to make us more scarier then a tornader that destroys homes and kills several people a year?
- I know, lets add a mobile home and cars being thrown out of it.
- No, we need something scarier.
- OK, How about we add flames and body parts being ripped apart
- Goddamn it Zeke No!! We need something that will strike fear in any team we play.
- I know, how about a big red bird coming out of the tornado and we can make him look mad and shit.
- Sounds good...

Sleezy: There is not much going for Iowa in this department. Sure they have the hot farm girls who are the biggest sluts in the land, but seriously. Hot chicks want to leave Iowa and go to places that have cities and malls and have dudes that are not inbreed rednecks. Those hot chicks turn into hot mom's who's now hot daughters live anywhere else than shitty Iowa. With all that being said, one of my favorite playmates, Jordan Monroe, is from Iowa and is smokin hot. Not sure how she got in Iowa but who cares...just look at her. click HERE to see "more" of this very hot Iowa babe...DO NOT OPEN AT WORK!!

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