| 20 September 2007
Miami (FL) 28 Texas A&M 24
Thursday night game I was supposed to go down and see. Dammit, now I’m just pissed. Jovorskie Lane will think the Orange Bowl has something to do with health and A&M gets upset. Leadpipe lock!
Oklahoma 51 Tulsa 10
Could easily be a serving of “Upset Special”. Game is in Tulsa, and they are a high scoring team. Oklahoma is too good though. Don’t put money on this game, unless taking the over.
Nebraska 42 Ball State 7
As much as I want to see the guys from Muncie win, it ain’t happening. The suicide rate and wife beatings decline until October 6th.
Missouri 70 Illinois State 14
This will be the ass pounding like you used to get on the playground. No comeback in this one. Illinois State will score both TDs when the starters leave.
Colorado 35 Miami (OH) 17
Cody Hawkins needs a shitty team to look good. Guy has an arm like a 9yr old girl. Game will be closer than the score.
Oklahoma State 38 Texas Tech 32
How bad of a weekend can you get when this is the marquee game? Texas Tech is terrible and this game is in Stillwater. Bad first Big XII conference game of the season. Tech plays defense like a Pee Wee team.
Baylor 24 Buffalo 7
Turner Gill hangs himself after losing this one. If you watch this game, I hope you’re very drunk. If you attend, feel free to email a picture of the empty stadium to me. I’ll also dole out punches to the face for anyone that goes. It’s my personal promotion.
Texas 60 Rice 0
Welcome to Austin. This would be a kickass baseball game, but Rice blows more than Jenna Jameson at a frat party.
Kansas 42 FIU 10
Mark Mangino, get a schedule. I know it counts towards bowl eligibility, but for fucksake, schedule someone that doesn’t play in a damn wheelchair. KU fans want to complain about not being ranked after this “win”.
Iowa State 17 Toledo 14
This one will be a game of attrition. Iowa State has already lost to a I-AA team and another MAC team. You just have to think Chizik will go apeshit if he loses to holy Toledo.
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