| 14 July 2009
Some of you may not understand the importance of cheerleaders at football games. But they are so crucial to the team's victory, providing spirit and...
Okay, I'll stop. I'm man enough to admit that if "they" took cheerleaders away from sporting events, about four people would notice.
I'm also man enough to admit, I'd be one of the four. Sad to say, I'm a fan of cheerleaders. 1) They're so happy! 2) They usually don't know anything about the game behind them, which makes me laugh. 3) They are the most cheerful, friendliest, bitchiest, and snobbiest human beings - all rolled into one person. 4) Most importantly: they are willing to wear short skirts and flash their underwear to you, thus 5) slutty.
Cheerleaders will always have a soft spot in my heart, with some exceptions...
when they hang out with k.u.chebags.
What year are those uniforms from? 1995? According to this site, the pic was taken in September of '06. Eesh.
The girl on the left actually looks like she could be fairly attractive, if you take away the fact that she's had booze and offensive linemen inside her for the past 13 hours. Can't blame her for the first part - watching the '06 jayhawks would have turned me to the bottle as well.
The girl in the middle is pretty hot. This could almost be called "Hot Chicks with k.u.chebags" again...until this happened:
Yup, that's a kansas cheerleader alright.
Onto the guys. I really don't want to go on a rant about male cheerleaders. I kind of wanted to stay positive; stay in a good mood to celebrate football and (female) cheerleaders.
But male cheerleaders are douchebags.
And dude ranchers.
End of story.
Feel free to leave your thoughts and rip these ladies and gents apart in the comments section. And if you - yeah you - would like to submit your own k.u.chebag photo for us to share with the world, email us at bullyforoldmizzou@gmail.com.
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