Written by Matt | 14 July 2009

Okay, pretend you're kansas for a minute. You've lost three out of four and have Texas coming to town in what should be a matchup similar to Big Head vs. Old Country Buffet. You may not know that Big Head is #3 in the BDS (Buffet Destroyers System) rankings.

So what does the situation call for?

Guys, you know what I'm talking about - a slumpbuster!

And Jackass the Jayhawk looks like he's going to step up to take one for the team (I'm not going to bother looking up if he has a name):

Wooooaaahhhh nelly! Unfortunately you can't hide under that Mario costume very well. But hey, it's for the benefit of the team; maybe we ought to give out a free pass. I'm about to click 'submit' on this post, so I guess it's too late.

Common sense will tell you that he's not the first kU student, player, or mascot to take home a plumper. Sometimes a beaker's gotta do what a beaker's gotta do. And sometimes we'll share your embarrassing tales of bravery with the rest of the world.

(I'm putting the over/under on number of slumpbusters you guys admit to via the comment section at four. Go.)

Feel free to leave your thoughts and give your condolences to the jayhawk mascot in the comments section. If you - yeah you - would like to submit your own k.u.chebag photo for us to share with the world, email us at bullyforoldmizzou@gmail.com

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