Written by Matt | 14 September 2007

Oklahoma State 24 Troy 18
Close to being a trap game on the road. Troy comes close to upset city, but they've got nothing for Adarius Bowman

Iowa 42 Iowa State 7
This will be uglier than your first girlfriend. Would have been worse if it was in Iowa City.

Missouri 42
Western Michigan 14
Home opener for the Tigers, so they've got the home tang to bang afterwards. Ahhh, homefield advantage.

Texas 35 UCF24
I wouldn't put money down on this one. It's down in George O'Leahry territory, and he's beat USC, LSU, and W.Virginia already this year. What? Lies? George, you're going to have to take those wins off your resume.

Kansas 32 Toledo 14
Mangina remembers getting beatdown in Toledo last year, and also their shitty Old Country Buffet.

Texas A&M 42 Louisiana-Monroe 3
Welcome to College Station. McGee will throw down, and Jovorskie Lane will pull up rickshawing half the campus to the game.

Baylor 48 Texas State 10
HOLY CRAP!!! Baylor is looking at 2-1.

Kansas State 56 Missouri State 14
K-Sucks beats another lameass opponent. No, Auburn isn't good and you still lost.

USC 56 Nebraska 7
Let beatdown city begin. Sam Keller cries and is pulled in the 3rd quarter for being pathetic.
Then he cries. And throws Dixie cups around. Pussy.

Florida State 28 Colorado 21
Good Lord what happened to these teams? Another 'Would have been great 10 years ago' matchup for Colorado. Too bad Cody Hawkins blows.

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