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Ok, so Aaron Crow is with the Natty Lites, and for some reason you missed our Bertflex LiveBlog of the draft...instant comedy. Especially the Gordon Beckham hairmet.

There have been Mizzou happenin's outside of us shitting the bed in Coral Gables the past few days.

-TJ Moe from Fort Zumwalt West will be rockin' the Black and Gold in '09...maybe even with GOLD PANTS!! (Sorry, Tigerboard joke). I'm liking what he's saying as well;

"I am going to get on the phone now and call Ronnie (Wingo), Nathan (Scheelhaase), Montee (Ball),Tyler (Evans) and other guys and tell them to join the party, join the team."

I'll throw this insight at you, about seven years ago I dated a girl that graduated from FZW. Pretty skanky, but that's what I needed at the time. And she delivered on her promises. I imagine FZW alums are similar, so watch for Moe to deliver and do anything needed to get to the ball(s in her case. Heeyy-oo!)

-D-lineman Darrius Ford? Also a Mizzou '09er

-The Illannoy game on August 30th has been moved to 7:30p to accommodate more drinking in the EJ Dome parking lot. I am in town that weekend for a wedding...at 1p. Guess where Miss Head and I will be at 7:30? Not at the reception, son! (Sidebar- I may be in the wedding. It's my best friend...and I'm a dick) And if you're looking for a June preview for the Illannoy game, you're in luck.

So, Blaine Dalton, Moe, and Ford leave a couple of high name early recruits that Pinkeltoes has his eye on; Nathan Scheelhaase (QB) and Ronnie Wingo (RB) from SLU HS. If TJ Moe can call them on the Bat Phone, we'll be good. According to some of the reports out there, look for an '09 recruiting river to start pouring through Columbia. Sounds like a lot of these kids are friends and want to tear up Faurot.