Written by Matt | 14 July 2009

This little segment of Mizzourah has been laying low for a while. We stuck around for a couple weeks after the late November loss to kU. Then the holidays kind of boosted our spirits and we let k.u.chebags sit by the tree and open their new Affliction shirts in peace.

Not to mention a lot has changed since the last k.u.chebag post. You probably noticed we have a new President. And even thought McCain won by a couple hundred thousand votes in kansas, kU fans know it's never too late to jump on any bandwagon with their snappy signs:



But it's probably time to get back on track, so let's focus on the task at hand. We're a month and a half away from March Madness, and the Tigers are (without trying to jinx anything) looking like they could make their way into that little tournament with 63ish other teams. Every game matters now, and the rivalries heat up.

That's why I picked the photo below. It is similar to a k.u.chebag entry we've done before, but this time features the fearless HAWKMAN with two k-state skanks on his arms. I'm not sure what's going on with these ladies.



Except maybe they put on k-state gear and pretend to care about football for a couple hours while being seen by dudes who'll try to bone them later.

I would assume it's safe to say lovely Mizzou lasses wouldn't pose with this douche, but we've always been told how much the two kansas schools hate each other, I'm not sure what to believe.

Okay, back to the pic: I'm pretty sure that's Sebastian Janikowski's sister on the right. No other explanation for those dinner hams connected to her skirt.

The girl on the left is the one who ought to be barely covering her ass. Now we're talking. Unfortunately she's getting a big glob of HAWKMAN sweat all over her back, bumping her down to a 5 or 6 on the hot scale.

And on to HAWKMAN, the k.u.chebag mascot. It's really too easy - the look is pretty self explanatory. But one thing I want to focus on is the waistline. A) Fanny pack? Really man? At least that one guy wore a championship belt. That's much more of the badass/superhero/ultrafan look that you should be shooting for. Not "retarded kid at the zoo." And B) the kU phone protector-thingy. I hope he went to the uh, ghetto mall, in Lawrence to pick that out at one of the cell phone kiosks. Maybe his girlfriend got one that was Bedazzled.

Oh, and batting gloves? And the eye-black stickers? He might as well throw on a cape too. (What's that? He wears a cape? You're serious? You're serious. A cape. 31 year old guy who goes to college football games in a cape? No, I'm not judging. That's great.)

So it appears nothing has changed in k.u.cheland. We'll be back on Friday with some mo'.

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