Written by Matt | 14 July 2009

I've got to be honest with you guys. After the loss to kU a couple weeks ago, I'm tired of looking at these kuchebags. I've stayed away from the message boards, TV shows, all that. But I suppose it's time to get over it; we'll tread on and come back with a fury today.

Check out Jim McMahon's long lost son, kaptain k.u.chebag!


I'm usually not one to mock a guy with a headband, seeing how I rocked one playing high school basketball during the headband re-birth in the late 90's/early 2000's. But this calls for an exception. He sums up all things we love about kU fans.

Starting at the top, his hair was inspired by 1983 Cher (we've heard she's a favorite of many k.u.chebags), the headband - in this case - is real douchey, and the indoor sunglasses add a little "I've got a Chinese tattoo on my arm that translates to Big Dick."

Also he uses a kU flag as a cape.

Grown man. Wearing a cape. In public......Yeah.

Now for the icing on the cake. It took me a little while, but this dude has a soul patch too! The combination of that, and everything listed above screams out, "I've got a Chinese tattoo on my arm that translates to Big Dick, and I enjoy cudding up in the arms of another gentleman during these cold December nights."

Feel free to leave your thoughts about kaptain k.u.chebag in the comments section. If you - yeah you - would like to submit your own k.u.chebag photo for us to share with the world, email us at bullyforoldmizzou@gmail.com

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