Written by Matt | 11 June 2008

"You are what you eat". We've all heard it. It also means what ever your choice in crappy snacks are during a Saturday football game, it reflects on which team you're a fan of. And in no specific order:

Kansas- Krunchers
Both were ginormous and a flash in the pan. They were pretty good and addictive for mainly retards. Pretty trendy for a little bit, but after about a year, everyone had enough of them. Plus, they are full of fat.

Colorado- Sun Chips
Like Colorado, Sun Chips are underrated. They sucked for awhile, but they're on their way back up. Still, not the best chip around but has huge potential. My burn out neighbor likes them too, which means they have to be popular for "activities" in Boulder.

Kansas State- Funyuns
I realize this may be hard for you to believe, but in a past life, we were known to partake in some 'munchie needing' activities every once in awhile. With that said, K-State and Funyuns were great a few years ago. Now they are played out and everyone is embarrassed to be associated with them. To put it bluntly; they are fucking terrible.

Nebraska- Cheetos
Like the Huskers, I've hated Cheetos from Day 1. They are over-hyped and you're left disappointed. Both things are an effing mess and always reliable to make you feel terrible. Each have a cheesy mascot pimping their lameness.

Iowa State- Andy Capp Hot Fries
These just make you shit horribly. Never a good call.


Mizzou- Pringles
Both are pretty flashy, and flew under the radar for awhile. That cylinder thing is pretty efficient. EFFICIENT PEOPLE!! Nobody could sell it for awhile, but finally, people are coming around.

Okie State- Munchos
Cheap, and each always sound great to take at the time. Regret sets in about five minutes in and you know how the girl I lost my virginity to felt at the time.

Oklahoma- Chex Mix
OU and Chex Mix are a mix of a whole lot of goodness. They are always excellent until they get to the very end, when you finally realize that they suck. The build up is great only to be letdown like a homeless kid on Christmas morning in the end.

Texas Tech- Blazing Buffalo & Ranch Doritos
Acquired taste. Both have been known to hit the spot, but could easily cause projectile diarrhea. It's a touchy situation around them. Basically 50/50 that it could either quell your need or make you shit a brick five minutes later at a truck stop in Lubbock.

Baylor- Lays with Olestra
Both are a horrible choice. Ok, even though they are really bad, you can't hate them because they always try to make you look better than what you really are.

Texas- Original Ruffles
Each were the only choice for a long time, but after being copied by several others, these are becoming more bland. They still get the job done more time than not.

Texas A&M- Bonanza Potato Chips
Both always leave you wanting more. An underachieving rip-off of a more successful brand (Ruffles). Seem to only be favored by white people living in the ghetto.

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