Written by Matt | 14 July 2009

Here is my final Good, Bad and Sleezy for the year. Its been a good run for Mizzou and if we play like the great football team we are and not like the French Army trying to defend their country. We should handle Arkansas like a hobo handles a bologna sandwich...destroy it!!

Good: The Cotton Bowl is a great bowl to be in. It gets a lot of national recognition and always features two high-powered teams. We play against the back woods rednecks of Arkansas. These are the types of people who will invest their entire life's savings into duct-tape. However, from my days in Omaha and the year Arkansas came up for the college world series their chicks are very hot. Them inbreds are hizzot!!

Bad: Getting screwed by the bowl committee. I am not sure how much money we lost by not being selected to a BCS bowl game but there are five BCS bowls and the #6 team is not included, to me this is about as dumb as that time I ate this purple thing on my science desk in high school that I thought was a grape nerd.

Sleezy: The best shirt that any hot chick should wear that is 100% cotton in the simple white wife-beater. They have so many great uses. You can wear them for a wet t-shirt contest, sitting on the porch being questioned by the cops, and just being plain hot!!! For my last post of the year, I once again broke out the big guns and feature the Mrs. Sleezy. Enjoy...

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