Mizzourah! - A Missouri Tigers Blog

Sweet tapdancing Pinkel! The Tigers came out on a mission Saturday, and simply destroyed the Cryin' Illini, as usual I guess. The Illini haven't beat Mizzou in St. Louis since 1896 if I heard that correctly, so I'd say there is a bit of history in the Illini getting scalped. Of course, I like to sit down for close to 24hrs before going apeshit on my postgame stuff. It tempers expectations a bit, and gets me away from buying unnecessary things...or not (more on that in a minute). So, how'd it go down at The Ed for the 37-9 win?
Oh, and some prick bought up blainegabbertforheisman.com.
Now to our Shakespeare's Pizza Playa of the Game. Honestly, about six different players deserve it; Gabbert, Kemp, DA, Spoon, Aldon Smith, or Carl Gettis. If they can spring for a couple of large pies, go for it, but we'll go with our original breakout player, Blaine Gabbert. Go get yourself a slice, son! You deserved it.
Podcast on Tuesday, and Bowling Green on Saturday. My hatred of Bowling Green has already started. I hate bowling, and I'm more of a yellow guy. I'm steaming!
Also, I'm back in StL this weekend, so if you know of a good place to head for the PPV on Saturday night, shoot me an email. I'd prefer to stay on the Eastside (yeah, I'm picky), but I have a feeling I'll end up in Florissant, St. Chuck, or Hazelwood.
no commentsIT'S FOOTBALL SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm heading to St. Louis now where I'll be getting drunk and probably be twittering during the game so follow me at http://twitter.com/afastidioushat.
Before I go, I'll leave you with Dave Chappelle's thoughts on Juice Williams.
http://splicd.com/r80qL02_Mqo/53/55
no commentsThere isn't much to the rivalry between Mizzou and Illannoy outside of St. Louis. I mean Mizzou has great rivalries with kU and Nebraska, and I'd even throw K-State and Oklahoma in before I would Illannoy. The Illini have rivalries with....[crickets].
Well, this "rivalry" does matter to a select few; the Illinoisan's that grew up Mizzou fans on the east side of St. Louis, like myself and Mizzou backup punter Matt Grabner. It matters in Alton, Edwardsville, Belleville, O'Fallon, Fairview Heights, East St. Louis, and even up north to Quincy, where it's usually 50/50 Mizzou and Illinois fans. For us, CoMo is a hell of a lot closer than Champaign-Urbana, and we all learned quickly that Champaign was pretty much only for pricks.
I heard a great breakdown of this one time as a kid: I had a middle school teacher in the early 90's who was a recent Mizzou grad at the time. A kid one time asked her why she had Mizzou schwag all over our classroom when we were in Illinois. My teacher gave a Gen. Patton like speech. "You like the Cardinals, right? They are winners. How about the Cubs? They are losers. Mizzou fans are Cardinal fans, and Cubs fans are Illini fans. So what do you come up with in this equation? Illini fans are losers. I'm prepping you for life, and the last thing I want is for you to become a loser.". The analogy has stuck in my mind for 15yrs or so, so this speech is almost verbatim. I remember riding my bike home that day and all I could think was "I'm a Mizzou fan. I'm a Cardinal fan. I'm actually doing something right other than throwing my hand down my pants and discovering I have pubes!". It stood out to me that, even in enemy territory, Tiger fans are unabashed in their fandom.
Back to Matt Grabner. We are both from Alton, and well, he may hate the Illini as much as I do.
Grabner said he grew up as a Missouri football fan. “I always loved Mizzou,” he said. But what about his home-state Illini? “Absolutely not,” he stressed. “Absolutely not.”
Excellent. Maybe that teacher is still in the school district doing their job.
no commentsStock up the remote batteries and beer.
It. Is. Football. Time. Your weekend is booked. National? Local? You're set.
no commentsIllinois DT to start even after jail time, DUI conviction
Every situation is different, but it's very interesting that Coach Zook is allowing a player who had a DUI conviction and spent a month in jail this summer to start his very first game back on the team, whereas at MU we had Dalton kicked off the team after a DUI charge. The player is Josh Brent, a defensive tackle. Of course he was the second leading tackler last year, so I suppose that's part of the reason he deserved a second chance.

As I mentioned in the podcast, this has seemed like the longest off-season in history. We've had stuff to get us through the off-season; a great Cardinals team, Mizzou basketball going to the Elite Eight, a late bowl game, True Son moving to KC, and True Son's company folding (still: damn). It's just seemed like these nine months have been longer than that dry streak you hit after dumping that girl you used to be "friends" with. Oh, and if you got friendly after the Alamo Bowl win, congrats on that kid. Let's look at some real football instead of NCAA '10.
I'm saying it's Blaine Gabbert, Andrew Jones, or my ultimate pick to click, Wes Kemp. Kemp has done nothing but impress this off-season.
I know I've ripped his ass a few times, but really, I do like Ron Zook. He may be a barefoot water skiing idiot, but the guy sells his team to the recruits and knows what to say. I think the X's and O's have just skipped out on Ron at times, but he does know what's up.
As far as Zook is concerned, the Tigers are reloading, not rebuilding.
“It’s been a tradition for Missouri quarterbacks to have their way with Illinois,” he said. “(Gabbert’s) a big, strong, physical guy who runs better than you’d think. Our guys have to be able to get him on the ground. This guy may take off at any moment. Big, mobile quarterbacks are the guys that concern me.”
The Illini defense is in worse shape than when Tina Turner wouldn't fold Ike's laundry. They are missing CB Miami Thomas, who is out for the year. Instead, a familiar name to some in the recruiting circles is in: Terry Hawthorne. Oh, but Hawthorne was recruited to play WR and just switched over to the secondary last week.
Having Hawthorne in the secondary is the equivalent of some Tiger fans thinking TJ Moe should be in at QB this week. It's idiotic.
Illinois also graduated their Willy-Mo safety when Vontae Davis hit the draft. Thank God.
More injury news for the Illini: starting running back Daniel Dufrene sprained his ankle and was out for the past week. A tender ankle on artificial turf with a speedy D doesn't bode well.
How does Mizzou defend the Juice-to-Benn attack? Let's admit this: Benn is a beast. He is what dark was to my college girlfriend: they make people look better than what they are. Juice isn't a great QB. Hell, he isn't even good. He is as inconsistent as Derrick Rose's SAT.
Mizzou's corners will be in for a great test with the Illini receivers, but Juice has to get them the ball, and Mizzou's defense is a lot faster this year than they have been in the past, when they were considered some of the fastest! If anyone saw Brian Coulter and Jacquies Smith at DEnds last year, they know that that rotation was more productive than Sulak-Chavis. Coulter and Smith were all over the ball. They flustered Todd Reesing in what was probably the duo's best game. Throw in Jaron Baston, who is also a ball-hawk at DT. Terrell Resonno at 6-7, 300lbs demands double teams. Randall Hunt (6-6, 320lbs) and John Asamoah (6-5, 315lbs) are going to have a workout with Resonno. But with a line of Smith (Jacquies or Aldon)-Resonno-Baston-Coulter, who gets the double team? Who is left open? Arguably, all need to be double teamed to contain them. This is what speed on the DLine does.
The speed on the DLine does three things: 1). makes the Illini bring in a TE from the slot position, which kills one aspect of the spread offense. 2).It hurts an already iffy Daniel Dufrene's running attack. If the guy is already limping like Shamus from Family Guy, how is he going to run against a fast DLine, only to get eaten up by 3). Open Linebackers, Mizzou's defensive strong suit. Luke Lambert and Andrew Gachkar will have huge games. Oh, throw in some guy named Sean Weatherspoon. The Illini OL will have a tough time containing the Mizzou DL, so it's obvious, the Mizzou linebackers will be all over the place. I'd expect huge amounts of blitzing from Dave Steckel's D. Steckel's bio picture looks like a mugshot, so expect a prison beating of epic proportions. You don't want to dick around with this guy.
So to answer a question a bit up in the post, Juice won't have much time to even get the ball to Rejus Benn, and if the Illini are going to win, they have to get the ball to their wideouts, which is going to be a huge task for an inconsistent Juice Williams. Blitz packages with protection already being maxed out, things don't look great for Juice already.
Contrary to what others are saying without actually knowing what they are talking about, Blaine Gabbert is ready for prime time. This is why Pinkel didn't redshirt him last year. The kid has prepped for huge games; Illannoy last year, Oklahoma in the B12 Championship Game, Alamo Bowl, Texas, Okie State, the destruction of the Huskers in Lincoln. He was there. He has a deep receiving corp, led by Jared Perry and DaNario Alexander. Throw in two of his fellow soph's in Andrew Jones, who looked great in place of Chase Coffman, and the player that is ready to breakout, Wes Kemp.
Having a 2nd team B12 back to your left or right isn't bad either for Blaine. Derrick Washington went Cali wildfire on that Illini ass last year and scorched them to the tune of 137yds and two screamin' Mike Kelly TD calls.
The Illini D was probably better last year than what it is this year. Martez Wilson is a beast, and they do have several players with experience. Sirod Williams has a kickass name, and is strong at DT. The thing is, though, Mizzou has a strong OLine. This time last year, everyone was freaking out over the Mizzou OLine. How would they do? Well, look at DWash's numbers again, and the fact that Chase threw for 300+yds and three TDs...and was dropped for one sack. The line is pretty much intact from last year. The guys we have in now played significant time in '08, and even nabbed some starts.
The Illini are favored around 6.5pts in most circles, but I've heard it dropping to as low as 4.5. Personally, I say it's close until Mizzou pulls away late in the fourth. I'm taking Mizzou to win outright 38-28, but wouldn't be surprised if it was ugly. Seriously, this game is a coinflip of 'Which teams will we see?'. I'll agree with Will Leitch in the fact that both teams have so many questions. The problem with the Illini is a few of their questions have to do with injuries and depth. When you go into your first game beat up against a team that is 100% healthy, it's never good. The fake surface of the EJD along with Mizzou's speed on D will eliminate the Illini rushing game and puts pressure on a QB that is sketchier than an ice cream man that can't go within 200 feet of a school or Little League game.
I'll also agree with Will that the Illini or Mizzou could go 11-1 or go 5-7. This is going to be a crazy season.
PS- Eddie McGee still scares the hell out of me.
no commentsWe are now on an official B12 game day. Ok, it is Iowa State, but they are still in-conference. It's a celebration the only way we know how...it's Jessica Biel's ass.


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