Remember the last time the Huskers won in CoMo? It was 2001. There have been 3rd graders that have never seen the Huskers win in Columbia. What else was happening in '01 (other than, you know, 9/11)? Let's take a photo journey back, to a year when the Huskers last won at Faurot.

And forget the DVD player. Those were like $400. You had one of these.

So the Huskers headed back to Lincoln, celebrating by listening to Nelly and calling their ladies on their horrible Nokia cellphone. Oh, and yeah, that is Hillary Duff in 2001, pervs.

We know why you come to Mizzourah; Mizzou sports, our immature fart/poop jokes (Hi Mom!), weird shit, Victory Whiskey, and our random celebration of Jessica Biel's ass. Let's step away from the Tiger stuff and boozing for a minute, and celebrate what has just happened.

Hole. Eee. Shit. YES! Jessica Biel has been dumped left her boyfriend (HA! Whoever he is?). This is cause for celebration the only way we know how...with Jessica Biel's ass.

So, about a week ago former Tiger defensive end Xzavie Jackson did something pretty idiotic during an Edmonton Eskimos practice. He brandished a shovel after getting beat-down by Eskimos' starting center (or as the Canadians spell it "centre" lol Canada lol THEY SPELL THINGS DIFFERENTLY THAN US) Aaron Fiacconi. Jackson was quickly talked down by Eskimos GM Danny Maciocia. Fortunantly for Jackson eveyone agreed to just settle their difference, shake hands, and move on.

So you've dreamed of taking a dump into an autographed Missouri Tiger shitter. Instead of me asking you "What the hell is wrong with you?", I'm here to make dreams come true.

This MU Toilet is autographed by the enitre 2009 MU Football team and coaches! The best part is the Jayhawk logo in the bottom of the bowl! All of the proceeds will go to the 3rd Annual Missouri Credit Union Miracles For Kids Radiothon live from Children’s Hospital in Columbia, MO.  Call 573 882 0488 make a bid…

A toilet to benefit Children's Hospital? Gives a new meaning to 'Dropping the kids off at the pool'.

I have my doubts this is legit, but in the Arrowhead match-up of K-State and Iowa State this weekend, aptly titled 'Farmageddon', there may be a few more fans in the crowd for...wait for it...a tractor pull at half-time.

MANHATTAN -- In an earnest attempt to increase attendance at Arrowhead Stadium this week, the Kansas Board of Regents have agreed in principle with Iowa State Administration and Athletic director Jamie Pollard to host an exhibition during halftime of the 2009 football game with a quarter scale tractor pull at Arrowhead Stadium.

"We feel this contest will energize and epitomize both schools' fanbase in a very important market," Currie said. "Our new administration is working to rebuild the confidence of our alums and constituents. This will bring national attention to our agricultural schools including repairing a relationship with FFA (Future Farmers of America) that has been neglected by former administration."

Currie emphasized that this is not a reflection of either football teams performance, rather an "outstanding opportunity to showcase both institutions ASABE (American Society of Agricultural and Biological Engineers) quarter scale tractor design competition top 5 national teams."

The annual ASABE Quarter Scale Tractor Contest draws national attention and prepares students for professional jobs in Agricultural Engineering. Case, Inc C.E.O. Paul Rumbley relays the importance of the competition, "IT'S AN EXCELLENT WAY for students to prepare for and gain exposure to what they are going to be facing when they get out into the professional world—technical capabilities, problem solving, team player environment, project management and communication skills.

"This will allow the students in these organization an exhibition prior to the competition held in Peoria on June 3rd-6th 2010. We feel this will be an exciting opportunity for our fans, the students, and alumni of the great universities of Iowa State and Kansas State."

Some message board had time on their hands, but there's no way I couldn't see this going down.

In case you missed the pilot episode of Pinkel's Office this spring (and it was cancelled when the actor playing Bo Pelini was discovered to be a worse actor than when he was hired. Guess it was found that everyone around him made him look better than what he was.), here is an encore.

Still trying to confirm this with some degenerate (but who am I to judge?), but Mizzou is favored in the early line by one over the Huskers.

Via Shrine Devine

Mestizo did a hell of a job on this.