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The polls are open to the right. As a dedicated Mizzourah reader, you've known that anytime a celebration happens, two things are needed; Victory Whiskey and Jessica Biel's ass. Victory Whiskey isn't up for voting. Hell, it's needed and always implied.

J. Biel's ass has competition though. It comes in the form of Meghan McCain's rack.

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I don't see any losers here, but the question is: Who ya got? It's Chicago politics: Vote early, and often. Vote to the right.