| 10 October 2009
Thank you Eric Martin for giving me someone to irrationally hate for the next four years. You may be asking who Eric Martin is and why he the subject of my unending ire? Martin is a Freshman linebacker for the Huskers out of Moreno Valley, CA who has two tackles on the year and seven total if you count assists. Still pretty fucking random, right? I know, hold on, I'm getting somewhere this... maybe. It's irrational, geez, gimmie a break. Anyway this fucking guy kept on throwing up the blackshirt X on kickoffs in the fourth. He's a fucking freshman. I mean fuck.
What? That's not good enough? It's an irrational hatred, people. Also I was cold, wet, sobering up, just found out about the Holliday fly ball to the dick play, and experiencing an epic collapse all at the same time. I centered my anger on that fucking guy.
But seriously, fuck you Eric Martin.
Did I set the record for the most uses of the word "fuck" in Mizzourah history yet? No? Okay.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ERIC MARTIN
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