| 16 October 2009
Not only were the picks delayed this week but I just experienced my first "Bloguin erases my article" moment. I can sympathize with Big Head now - FUCK! I'm not writing that again because you don't repaint the Mona Lisa if it burns in a fire, right? That's right, my week 7 picks: total masterpiece. In lieu of a re-write, the picks are below.
Also, its good to be back. I missed you guys, but many of you have been where I was this week. You know, when your job lures you to its creepy van with the promise of candy. But there is no candy. Only you. And your job. Touching you in funny places, keeping you at the office until midnight, scarring your soul. But its the weekend and that brings with it the oasis of football, liquor and women (ok, probably not that last one).
Finished down one unit last week as the picks went 3-2, but the 3 unit play on Mizzou was the gut punch. Picks, rapid fire:
Season record ATS 37-32 (+2 Units), lines are Mirage as of 11 AM, 10/16
2 Unit Plays:
Hawaii (+9) at IDAHO
Pick Hawaii as they lose 35 - 30
Wyoming (+10.5) at AIR FORCE
Pick Wyoming as they lose 31-24
1 Unit Plays:
South Carolina (+17.5) at ALABAMA
Pick 'Bama as they roll 27 - 9
Texas Tech (+10.5) at NEBRASKA
FUCK NEBRASKA, but seriously Tech can cover this, pick the Raiders as they lose 33-26
Pittsburgh at RUTGERS UNDER 45.5
Take the Under in a 21-16 Panther win
Northwestern (+14) at MICHIGAN STATE
Put the $ on Sparty with the 31 - 13 win
Do you degenerates think Mizzou can pull off an upset? I'm less optimistic and plan on bolstering my spirits by blacking out around halftime. But cheers and luck to the Tigers as they head to Stillwater. Win this one and you are forgiven for the fourth quarter that shall not be named.
And now I have to go because ooooooo yes I'll come behind the dumpster with you for some skittles!
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