Sending Out Some Thank You Cards E-mail
Written by A Fastidious Hat   
Sunday, 01 November 2009 11:48



Big XII play was very very good to Missouri yesterday and I'd like to take this time to send out some of these lovely thank you cards to all the teams that made it such a good day.

Colorado: Thank you Buffaloes for helping to wake up the sleeping beast that is the Missouri offense. Seriously, though, thanks for being terrible and yet still being able to beat Kansas.

Texas A&M: Let's face it, you're a team that makes no sense, but thanks much for having a good day and beating another team that doesn't make sense in Iowa State. Also, thanks for having players named Jomo, Burl, and Uzoma. So awesome.

Texas Tech: Thanks so much for losing by seven to Kansas going into the fourth quarter only to score 28 unanswered points and win by 21. You made my day with just that, but then you had to go and do this

Delicious. Jake Sharp meets the wall that is Jamar Wall. (what an awesome name, thanks to Double T Nation for this one) I could seriously watch this .gif all day. I just might, too. Texas Tech gets an extra thank you card for that with a check for twelve dollars. That's right, twelve whole dollars.

Oklahoma: Thank you for actually not choking against the suddenly extremely scary Big XII North leading Wildcats of Kansas State. This is the same K-State team that lost to Louisiana-Lafayette and barely beat UMass, right?

Texas: That's right, I'm thanking Texas for blowing out Oklahoma State in Stillwater on national television. Why? Well, because now it looks like Texas really has gotten their shit together and really are a top three team and Mizzou getting destroyed by them doesn't look as bad anymore.

No thank you cards for Nebraska and Baylor as the Bears failed to beat the Huskers yesterday in Waco. Oh don't worry Baylor, we do have something for you for your inability to take down the Huskers.

His name is Aldon Smith, and he is the destroyer of men.



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