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Bengals TE coach Jon Hayes to Chase Coffman during HBO's Hard Knocks last night

I know you didn't do this at Missouri, but you're gonna have to learn to play man's football

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

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*coughs* Sorry about that. I get what he's saying, I really do. Chase wasn't asked to block at Mizzou because that's just not the offense Christensen ran and all he's asking for Chase to do is block. Holy crap though, what a way to say it, though. I'm offended on two levels of fandom, one as a Mizzou fan in that he's implying that the Tigers do not play "man's football," and two as a Steelers fan because the Bengals haven't played "man's football" since the 80s. 2005 was a fluke, everybody knows it. Oh snap.

Maybe he's just trying to get into Chase's head but I'm going to go ahead and go with a "fuck that guy" stance on this issue. Which is pretty easy to do because I hate the Bengals and they're a shitty team anyway. Face it Bengals, you're just a copy of the Browns except you suck even harder.